The Incident of the Blundering Blogger

Monday, December 12, 2005

40 Minutes of Studying.

Yes. You heard it right. I am studying. I am not studying for 15 minutes or 20 minutes. Not even 30 minutes (which would reduce the ordinary man to a lifeless zombie.). I am studying 40 minutes a day. Yes, 40 minutes. Shocked and awed? Don't be. Pushing limits of endurance and concentration is my middle name. And I am pushing the limits of endurance and concentration by studying 40 minutes a day. 40 mintues everyday. It is a long time. Yes. 40 minutes of studying is an impossible feat. I am performing that feat everyday. I am performing that feat by studying 40 minutes a day. I study 40 minutes everyday. 40 minutes is the amount of time I spend studying. That is, studying 40 minutes a day. Whew! I surprise myself. I guess even I don't know my own abilities. 40 minutes. Long time. Very long time. Very very long time. . it's a feat unimaginable. 40 mintues. Whew! 40 minutes...even thinking about it is probably giving you goosebumps. Well, 40 minutes...unbelievable!

Me for President?

A tiffin, a lunch and 2 bathroom breaks included in the 40 minutes. Who wants to suffer from prostrate problems???


  • Loser! I do 42, and that includes Life, the Universe, and Everything.

    By Blogger expiring_frog, at 5:30 PM  

  • What the hell was this? I don't know if your original audience/reader has read this and I wonder what she'd have to say about this!

    By Blogger Insiya, at 8:09 PM  

  • insiya : Who would the intended reader be?

    P.S. I am on the Net trying to study. Instead, here I am visting a blog.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:16 PM  

  • How dumb can you be!! Amrita, of course.. You didn't tell us her reaction to this..or is it that there was no reaction at all. She didn't think this was worth replying to.. And considering the luck she's been having with replies (ref: bhoot's reply in bihari) i think she thought it best not to comment!

    P.S. Don't get too obsessed with your blog!!

    By Blogger Insiya, at 8:21 PM  

  • Oh sorry bhoot, i thought it was Bilu i was replying to.. So my advice to you now is: You don't too obsessed with Bilu's blog!

    By Blogger Insiya, at 8:23 PM  

  • oh my god!! 40 minutes....i can't believe this...that is 2400 seconds, man....u r a slogger.

    p.s. this is a question from a scared first year - do u guys think 20 minutes a day is enough?? i mean...come on...wouldn't it be? that is actually 140 minutes a week which is almost 2 and a half hours every 7 days...( man...i AM studying...)

    By Blogger "sen"sational, at 9:11 PM  

  • @expiring_frog:

    And drown in it.

    p.s. that's rhymed BTW.

    @insiya: For Heaven's sake, stop doing all the LSDs and brown sugars! You're hallucinating WAAAAAY too much.

    @bhoot: This was initially meant for amrita, who i wanted to piss off for no reason at all.

    @scared first year: Don't study. Support cannibalism. Help reduce world population. Thank you.

    By Blogger bilu, at 9:41 PM  

  • ummmm.....another idle curiosity.. are u as obsessed with the idea of "man - eat - man" as u r about guitar n soccer??

    By Blogger "sen"sational, at 4:26 PM  

  • silence....the original reader has arrived.

    insy-don't remember if i answered his mail.
    2 every1 who is reading-bilu is a filthy liar as is common knowledge so let me not comment on his schedule.40 mins of study includes reading an anglo-saxon dictionary which he keeps quoting an his walks frm kmr 2 department so u knw who is goin 2 score in the exams.

    and mr.bilu what is the meaning of writing the same thing over and over again in active & passive voice? giving langland a run 4 his money?

    By Anonymous amrita, at 7:28 PM  

  • @amrita: Take my original advice.

    @"sen": I am also obsessed about many other things, a list which I can forward to you as and when I realise there are no further things to be obsessed about.

    p.s. Cannibalism does a play an important role in population control, and I am all for it.

    By Blogger bilu, at 10:38 PM  

  • sen-- u do realize u run the risk of losing ur life and contribute in bilu's menu??

    bilu-- don't gv me advice

    By Anonymous amrita, at 9:49 AM  

  • Amrita, i really don't think that i would make a very good meal... ( ahem! there are reasons!) but of course if bilu doesn't have any preferences regarding what he eats and is not finicky about his food then i do need to be careful....

    p.s.thanks for looking out for me anyways.....

    By Blogger "sen"sational, at 3:21 PM  

  • its all right i am a naturally good soul.. so u don't have 2 go thru th thank u bit.
    do identify urself but ,bilu has been hungry lately...

    By Anonymous amrita, at 3:33 PM  

  • bilu...who is amrita?she doesnt like u much,does she?

    By Blogger bored, at 9:47 PM  

  • @bored: lets just say that me and amrita share a "strained" relationship.

    @amrita: hope the kitchen sink falls on your head.

    By Blogger bilu, at 10:07 PM  

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    By Blogger Insiya, at 9:06 AM  

  • Bored, "doesn't like" and "strained" are very mild terms.. Apart from trying to poison Amrita's pudding at his Bday party and pushing her off Dhakuria Bridge on several occasions, he has also tried to spit into her mutton biryani!

    By Blogger Insiya, at 9:07 AM  

  • Umm...another idle curiosity ( i seem to have a lot of them reagarding bilu's blog!!) why the kitchen sink? i mean, there are other heavier and meaner things aren't they ( that is....of course a mere suggestion.....i wouldn't dream of giving anyone such tips.. after all amrita DID look out for me.....)

    By Blogger "sen"sational, at 8:24 PM  

  • @"sen": The kitchen sink is metaphorical. It stands for the extended family of many "heavier and meaner things".
    @amrita: Shut up.

    By Blogger bilu, at 10:13 AM  

  • sen-- u got me a wee bit wrong , i was askng u 2 identify urself so that bilu cud eat u up.

    bilu-- i guess u cud do wth th shutting up bit, and anyway u wl shut up 4ever wen i giv u sum poisoned beef biriyani.but i hv serios doubts it would work, considering th rhino that u r.

    p.s :so u r giving up floatinf anythng else on ur blog??

    By Anonymous amrita, at 10:42 AM  

  • sen-- sorry i 4got 2 mention , i do support cannibalism.

    bilu--thank me 4 increasing th no. of comments.

    By Anonymous amrita, at 10:47 AM  

  • so, amrita, do i run the risk of being included in your menu too??

    p.s.i don't really think i do run the risk though.....after all didn't u say that u were a kind soul???

    By Blogger "sen"sational, at 4:44 PM  

  • ei chhele! post kor na! photoblog cannibalism pictures with you as the menu. pliss pliss pretty pliss?

    By Blogger Teleute, at 12:03 PM  

  • actually, the position of president for someone who's managed to scale the height of all achievements here seems rather feeble, wat?

    don't u, like, get dizzy at the top, o great, most supremely exalted one?

    also, is it cold? and if so, do u have a good windcheater?

    By Anonymous heh!, at 4:08 AM  

  • i guess this i am behind time..but anyhow...i'd like to state that i fully concur with your views on world population'but dont u think that cannibalism is too barbaric a way out?join the cause of CELIBACY instead..(i sincerely hope u read this)

    By Blogger mojo, at 12:16 PM  

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